Computer Fail by Jane

The method I found that was was from ehow.com.

If error messages had a since of humor: http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_279_if-error-messages-had-sense-humor/

Sounds so informative, but its really not.

Yes, I would love to give unlimited 50GB mailboxes to myself since I have *@mydomain.com coming to my mail box.

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

Video I was trying to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmYMyzKKPo&feature=youtu.be

"Microsoft VBScript compilation error '800a03e9′
Out of memory
/LM/W3SVC/600510919/Root/dStore/http://global.asa, line 0"

http://m.zdnet.com/blog/btl/hps-touchpad-fire-sale-the-fallout/55594

Below is a message I recieved when trying to My google apps gmail account "send mail as" feature with another email address you own - in this case Facebook's new integrated email address. This is the part where you generally have to input a code to Google letting them know you actually have access to this address. Here is what Facebook sent back: They are the ones that put the XXXX's by the ways to confirm the address in this returned email. Sketchy. Everything I redacted was replaced with "[redacted by JANE]."

___________________________________________________________________

from	Facebook mailer-daemon@mx.facebook.com
sender-time		Sent at 4:33 PM (GMT-07:00). Current time there: 3:44 PM. ✆
to		[redacted by JANE]
date		Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 4:33 PM
subject		Sorry, your message could not be delivered
mailed-by		smtpin.mx.facebook.com
		Important mainly because of the words in the message.

This message was created automatically by Facebook.

Based on the email preferences of the person you're trying to email, this message could not be delivered.

Action: failed
Status: 5.1.1
Diagnostic-Code: smtp; 550 5.1.1 RCP-P2 http://postmaster.facebook.com/response_codes?ip=209.85.210.173#rcp Refused due to recipient preferences
Last-Attempt-Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:33:49 -0700
Final-Recipient: rfc822; [redacted by JANE]

You have requested to add [redacted by JANE] to your [Google apps] account.
Confirmation code: XXXXXXXX

Before you can send mail from [redacted by JANE] using your [redacted by JANE]
account ([redacted by JANE]), please click the link below to confirm your
request:

https://mail.google.com/mailXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

XX Xou click the link and it appears to be broken, please copy and paste it
into a new browser window. If you aren't able to access the link, please log in
to your Miceli.me account, and click 'Settings' at the top of any page.
Open the 'Accounts' tab, and locate the email address you'd like to add in the
'Send mail as:' section. Then, click 'Verify,' and enter your confirmation
code: XXXXXXXX

Thanks for using [redacted by JANE]

Sincerely,

The [redacted by JANE] Team

If you did not make this request, or you don't want to add this email address
to your [redacted by JANE] account, no further action is required.
[redacted by JANE] cannot send messages using your email address unless you
confirm the request by clicking the link above. If you accidentally clicked
the link, but you do not want to allow [redacted by JANE] to send messages
using your address, click this link to cancel this verification:
https://mail.google.com/mailXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

XX Xearn more about why you might have received this message, please
visit: http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=184973.

Please do not respond to this message. If you'd like to contact the
[redacted by JANE] Team, please log in to your account and click 'Help' at
the top of any page. Then, click 'Contact Us' along the bottom of the
Help Center.

As far as we can tell, the Kindle broke itself while it was on the counter.

"Unable to download .
The network name cannot be found."

Be mindful that when you share things on Google Plus, the original settings may not have been to a very wide audience.

Here is a good one from my friend Damon.

He added:
" I was writing a very simple email all in English to a co-worker. I clicked the spell check and got this error.
Volapük is a language that was invented in the 1800s I believe and almost no one ever spoke it. I think someone at Google was messing with me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volap%C3%BCk"

If only I could query Facebook databases myself!

At least this application lets you know that it might have something to do with the two-step authentication that's enabled rather then just telling you that your password is wrong.

Create a application specific password to resolve the problem and use it in this dialog box.

Glad Facebook is making sure I don't miss my own anniversary!

You can't add a circle of everyone you know if you have 1,375 people to invite.


You can only email up to 25 people at a time.

You account may not be allowed to perform this action. Try logging out and in again.

 "There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in "Untitled Message" to continue displaying them. To check the spelling and grammar of this email, choose Spelling and Grammar from the Review tab."

Just when I need the help the most!

http://plus.google.com also discriminates against Google Apps users

And even if you have a real Google Account that isn't a Google Apps account, you can still not join because of their server error.

The new +1 Feature for websites doesn't appear to work for those with Google App accounts. Even though we are supposed to be fully integrated.

What does that do?

Access violation at address 00000000. Write of address 00000000.

More then two years ago I wrote about having problems with an email address with a .me TLD and it still seems to be the case as a lot of websites just assume if I have a .ME TLD then I don't reside in the U.S.

I still haven't been able to get my Walgreens.com account to use my .me address, but did recently make some headway with a Jewelry site:

"Thank you for your e-mail.

We have enabled your .me address on the site. Previously, we had it blocked because this extension typically applies to addresses from the country of Montenegro. Since we do not ship internationally, we had not cleared that extension. We have however updated our system and your e-mail address should work. If you have any problems or concerns please let us know.

We appreciate your continued interest in Limoges Jewelry. "

Catastrophic failure (Exception from HRESULT: 0x8000FFFF (E_UNEXPECTED))

The available BD_Live update cannot be downloaded due to local storage not being available. Please see your player manual for details on how to add storage.

"Paint cannot save this file.
Save was interrupted, so your file as not been saved."

"We could not complete your iTunes Store request. An unknown error has occurred (-9808).

computerfailed.me bar code from http://www.barcodelink.net:



Put it anywhere and people can just scan and find you:

Unable to view anything flash on the iPhone. It's a large portion of content that's inaccessible and a huge failing.